But hey, I drive a mini van and I like to make sure others still have room to park. Annnnd the Outback that parked me in still had a good two feet behind them. Realistically, there was no way I could move my van. We were just contemplating walking when Rand suggested we check to see if the subaru had its parking brake on.
It did, because apparently the Moomy who had parked it was thoughtful enough to do that but not enough to check her spacing. But that didn't stop Matt from trying the passenger door-- to find it unlocked. He unset the parking brake, hopped in the driver's side and took it out of first (keep in mind, we WERE on a flat here, not a hill), and then they pushed it back two feet. I suggested they push it back a little farther so that it blocked the service driveway... I would have loved to see the look on her face when she came back to her car to see it sitting five feet from where it was, possibly ticketed as well... but Rand declined. We reset the brake and I drove off, first giving the car an obligatory nudge with my bumper.
Posted on February 09, 2006 @ 6:57 PM | 4 comments
Comments:
Evil!
By 
Chris P., at
11:54 PM, February 09, 2006
chuckle. Nicely done
By 
inkandpen, at
6:55 AM, February 10, 2006
That kicks ass. I applaud your friend Rand. I'd be tempted to do something far worse than simply do as you were suggesting, Numine.
Where I'm from, especially at this time of year, tehre are innumerable Detroit Red Wing flags all over car windows. If I had a dime for every flag I've snapped off of a car in a parking lot in the past year, I'd have enough for a Whopper Value Meal.
Each event is not a random act. They all deserved it somehow for either dinging my door in the parking with their huge fucking Ford Extragigantadition, for blocking me in like Fran, etc. It's just my good fortune that they all seem to have these flags.
If I were to put together a thesis on it (which this comment is turning out to be), I'd say Red Wings fans either have a vendetta against me or they're just shitty drivers.
By G-Rob, at
8:10 AM, February 10, 2006
Nice.
By Louie, at
5:11 PM, February 10, 2006
