Results of a news poll taken today reveal that 60 percent of Americans believe the President to be dishonest.
I wonder if this correlates at all with the fact that at least 40 percent of Americans have an IQ of less than one hundred points. Sigh.
The President, in response to recent criticism of the war (especially by "some Democratic leaders", has issued a statement. You can read the President's response on CNN.com in more detail. Below are some choice extracts, emphasis mine.
"The terrorists regard Iraq as the central front in their war against humanity," the president said. "We must recognize the Iraq war as our central front against the terrorist."
Hmm... war against humanity, eh? What constitutes that? Killing without regard for innocence? Murdering thousands? Well, OK THEN. My question is... if the terrorists are fighting against humanity, what does that make them? UHHHHH.... aliens! Yeah, that's it. And apparently there's only ONE, great BIG alien. Wowwies.
If the terrorists drive America out of Iraq, Bush said, they could develop weapons of mass destruction, intimidate Middle East regimes friendly to the West, attack the United States and "blackmail our government into isolation."
I'm sorry, what? Drive our government into isolation? Unlikely. We're so good at doing that by ourselves. And it seems that Iraq is the only nation capable of producing WMDs. Our friends in North Korea couldn't POSSIBLY hurt anyone with those Nukes they're hiding.
"Some might be tempted to dismiss these goals as fanatical or extreme," Bush said. "They are fanatical and extreme but they should not be dismissed."
In other words, "I'm a crazy, power-wielding psycho... NOW DO AS I SAY!!!!! Blargh!"
Comparing the terrorists to Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot, Bush said "evil men obsessed with ambition and unburdened by conscience must be taken very seriously and we must stop them before their crimes can multiply."
*cough, cough* My thoughts exactly.
I wonder if he still writes his own speeches. Because, seriously, someone needs to shut him up. Actually, it's better he keeps talking. I find the drivel painfully, painfully amusing.
Posted on November 11, 2005 @ 12:19 PM | 2 comments
I wonder if this correlates at all with the fact that at least 40 percent of Americans have an IQ of less than one hundred points. Sigh.
The President, in response to recent criticism of the war (especially by "some Democratic leaders", has issued a statement. You can read the President's response on CNN.com in more detail. Below are some choice extracts, emphasis mine.
"The terrorists regard Iraq as the central front in their war against humanity," the president said. "We must recognize the Iraq war as our central front against the terrorist."
Hmm... war against humanity, eh? What constitutes that? Killing without regard for innocence? Murdering thousands? Well, OK THEN. My question is... if the terrorists are fighting against humanity, what does that make them? UHHHHH.... aliens! Yeah, that's it. And apparently there's only ONE, great BIG alien. Wowwies.
If the terrorists drive America out of Iraq, Bush said, they could develop weapons of mass destruction, intimidate Middle East regimes friendly to the West, attack the United States and "blackmail our government into isolation."
I'm sorry, what? Drive our government into isolation? Unlikely. We're so good at doing that by ourselves. And it seems that Iraq is the only nation capable of producing WMDs. Our friends in North Korea couldn't POSSIBLY hurt anyone with those Nukes they're hiding.
"Some might be tempted to dismiss these goals as fanatical or extreme," Bush said. "They are fanatical and extreme but they should not be dismissed."
In other words, "I'm a crazy, power-wielding psycho... NOW DO AS I SAY!!!!! Blargh!"
Comparing the terrorists to Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot, Bush said "evil men obsessed with ambition and unburdened by conscience must be taken very seriously and we must stop them before their crimes can multiply."
*cough, cough* My thoughts exactly.
I wonder if he still writes his own speeches. Because, seriously, someone needs to shut him up. Actually, it's better he keeps talking. I find the drivel painfully, painfully amusing.
Posted on November 11, 2005 @ 12:19 PM | 2 comments
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Wow... Americans must be pretty smart. Those IQ tests are designed to fit a normal probability curve, so that 50% of people hit 100 points.
Of course, it doesn't say anything about how smart a person with an IQ of 100 is.
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12:48 PM, November 12, 2005
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